Spring Break
I’m taking a Spring Break vacation. Here’s the note I left for Donnie; I’m sure he couldn’t be bothered to let you know about what was going on.
Love you all–I’ll be back on the 28th!
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The Shawn Bradley of Weblogs
The Shawn Bradley of Weblogs
"I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever."
-- Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic
-- Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic
Okay, well I take back the comment about employee disloyalty. I guess we jumped to conclusions.
Are you going to some beach town and hit on coeds? Or are your spring break-type pursuits of a more intellectual nature?
Comment by Wahrheit | 18 April 2008
He heard about my mother-in-law’s porn stash and he’s headed north.
Comment by Kate Dino | 18 April 2008
surprisingly good penmanship for someone who only has a black line for appendages.
Comment by annie | 18 April 2008
@Wahrheit: Well, knowing him…I can’t remember at any point in which he bothered with any intellectual pursuits. (”Great Moments in History” may be the closest.)
Of course, that “I slobber over hot human females” may be a smokescreen. He might spend all spring break analyzing whether CERN will create a black hole and reading “War and Peace”.
@Kate: Tell Babushka she’s free not to share it with the world.
This is the weird thing–he may be coming from the north. Or east. Or west. He claims his house (”the Eggish Citadel”) is in between interruptions of time and space, so he could be anywhere. But he’s always suspiciously close to Miami or Houston when I need him.
@Annie: Well–a line segment. By definition, a line continues on forever. (9th grade geometry was bound to be useful for something.)
Comment by Donnie | 19 April 2008
That bastard used me!
Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 22 April 2008