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Spring Break

I’m taking a Spring Break vacation. Here’s the note I left for Donnie; I’m sure he couldn’t be bothered to let you know about what was going on.

Love you all–I’ll be back on the 28th!

Not-so-mysterious Letter

April 18th, 2008 5 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Blog News

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Wahrheit posted the following on 18 April 2008 at 12:19 pm.
Okay, well I take back the comment about employee disloyalty. I guess we jumped to conclusions.

Are you going to some beach town and hit on coeds? Or are your spring break-type pursuits of a more intellectual nature?
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Kate Dino posted the following on 18 April 2008 at 2:06 pm.
He heard about my mother-in-law’s porn stash and he’s headed north.
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annie posted the following on 18 April 2008 at 5:43 pm.
surprisingly good penmanship for someone who only has a black line for appendages.
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Donnie posted the following on 19 April 2008 at 8:48 am.
@Wahrheit: Well, knowing him…I can’t remember at any point in which he bothered with any intellectual pursuits. (”Great Moments in History” may be the closest.)

Of course, that “I slobber over hot human females” may be a smokescreen. He might spend all spring break analyzing whether CERN will create a black hole and reading “War and Peace”.

@Kate: Tell Babushka she’s free not to share it with the world.

This is the weird thing–he may be coming from the north. Or east. Or west. He claims his house (”the Eggish Citadel”) is in between interruptions of time and space, so he could be anywhere. But he’s always suspiciously close to Miami or Houston when I need him.

@Annie: Well–a line segment. By definition, a line continues on forever. (9th grade geometry was bound to be useful for something.)
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Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 22 April 2008 at 3:06 am.
That bastard used me!
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