Comments on: Spring Break

By: Blue Devil Knight

Blue Devil Knight — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:06:19 +0000

That bastard used me!

By: Donnie

Donnie — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:48:49 +0000

@Wahrheit: Well, knowing him…I can’t remember at any point in which he bothered with any intellectual pursuits. (“Great Moments in History” may be the closest.)

Of course, that “I slobber over hot human females” may be a smokescreen. He might spend all spring break analyzing whether CERN will create a black hole and reading “War and Peace”.

@Kate: Tell Babushka she’s free not to share it with the world.

This is the weird thing–he may be coming from the north. Or east. Or west. He claims his house (“the Eggish Citadel”) is in between interruptions of time and space, so he could be anywhere. But he’s always suspiciously close to Miami or Houston when I need him.

@Annie: Well–a line segment. By definition, a line continues on forever. (9th grade geometry was bound to be useful for something.)

By: annie

annie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:43:14 +0000

surprisingly good penmanship for someone who only has a black line for appendages.

By: Kate Dino

Kate Dino — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:06:08 +0000

He heard about my mother-in-law’s porn stash and he’s headed north.

By: Wahrheit

Wahrheit — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:19:22 +0000

Okay, well I take back the comment about employee disloyalty. I guess we jumped to conclusions.

Are you going to some beach town and hit on coeds? Or are your spring break-type pursuits of a more intellectual nature?