Taking up the challenge
Good morning, Mascot. How are you?
Unlike you, I’m not cruelly cracking eggs, then brutally whipping them to make that “scrambled eggs” concoction. So I’m feeling good because I have a clear conscience.
… Yeah, whatever. Got an idea for you. Why don’t you take up the Lorelle on Wordpress weekly challenge, which is to write about something political. It’ll revive your presidential campaign.
Never heard of this Lorelle chick. Is she cute?
I don’t know. Why should you care? And that was an absolute slap in the face to Drunknknite, yesterday, not even spelling his name right.
He’s the one who needs to learn how to spell. And I’m not doing anything political. You know. Because of Chuck Norris.
Wahrheit had a great idea. If he can get Jackie Chan to help out, I’ll talk to Mr. T and Lou Ferrigno. Between those three guys, you should be safe from him.
I don’t think that’s enough…
*sigh* You know the real reason why Chuck Norris won’t kick your butt? Because he doesn’t even know about your campaign. At this rate, you’re going to get like 6 votes come election time. And I’m not one of them.
Did you just say you aren’t voting for me? *whimper*
Yeah, I…oh, good grief. Don’t tell me you’re going to cry! Oh, man. You’re getting yolk all over your shell!
*whimper, whimper*
Oh, all right already! I’ll vote for ya.
Really? Thanks! (Sucker…)
It would be a good idea if you took up that blog challenge thing. Write about something political, so people know you’re serious.
Like about how all the candidates are so worried about their image, so they should vote for someone who keeps it real, like me!
Er…something like that.
Yar!
Actually, according to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Chuck Norris CAN be defeated. However, it will take Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, Denito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Range, Bill Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
So… yea… quite a few phone calls to make…
Reply to AllenI admire the amount of work it took for you to make that comment.
Yeah, getting hold of Benito Mussolini is going to be just a bit of a problem. Maybe Robert Mugabe will be a sufficient replacement for an incompetent dictator.
Reply to DonnieI’m so grateful it’s back on! Donnie seemed awfully negative earlier. Hey I also know the Governor of Alaska, and she’s a Babe! (http://eyeball-series.org/hacker/pict132.jpg)
With her endorsement, Jackie Chan, Mr. T and the late Lou F. and power of the LEP blog to reach the electorate, I don’t see any way to stop the “inevitable” triumph. Yeah, “inevitablity” could be your major theme!
Reply to WahrheitI think my previous comment got spam filtered. Please rescue.
Reply to WahrheitCowboy Curtis. Wow. Nice.
Reply to Derek SlaterMr. Pearson, you have earned your ambassadorship! I know who my running mate’s going to be…
Reply to The Mascot[...] commentary) to report on whatever interests the blogger at the moment. Sometimes, as in this example of the Mascot wanting to run for US President, their dialog makes up the blog post, offering an interesting commentary on US politics. Why waste [...]
Hey what ever happened to the mascot’s platform on apathy?
Oh… I forgot… that’s right… I really don’t care.
Reply to BlunderproneBlunderprone–Like all campaigns, once the scent of victory becomes stronger the early campaign promises are subsumed to the “practical” task of winning the election. Apathy seems to have already dropped by the wayside. Then again, it’s hard to be apathetic when you’ve seen the Governor of Alaska and contemplated her as your “running mate.”
Reply to WahrheitAllen, how could you leave batman out!? I’m like the only super hero who comments at this blog, and you think a power ranger would do better! I’m hurt.
Reply to l3rucewayneI wrote something political! Why I Will Certainly Not Vote in 2008!
Reply to drunknkniteI was quoting the song. Batman was not part of the posse that jumped Chuck Norris. In fact, Batman got beat up twice, changed to Bruce Wayne and got his head crushed by Chuck Norris…
Reply to Allen
ah thanks for clarifying. That head part explains why i don’t remember the experience:-).
Reply to l3rucewayne@Pingback from Blog Herald: Er, thanks for the props. Although to say the Mascot and I “work as a team” is a bit of a stretch. It’s more like I throw an alley-oop to the ascot for the slam dunk, and he’s out at the 3-point line.
@Blunderprone: You are such a perfect candidate to run the campaign. If you cared.
@Wahrheit: You’ve got a good point there. I think that the Mascot had better get back to not caring, or his posters will be worthless lies, like all the front-runners…
LOL! The “running mate” undoubtedly has the emphasis on the “mate”…
@drunknknite: A blog titled “I hate Democrats and Republicans” is certainly worth a look. I probably should have left the comments there instead of your chess blog.
@Allen: This is why I was impressed with your comment. You had to go back and listen to the song to get that list.
I’m not impressed in that the lyrics are available on the net, and you could have copy/pasted.
@l3rucewayne: Yeah, but that doesn’t explain how you’re still typing now…
Reply to DonnieIt was just coincidence. I saw it the night before while researching Chuck Norris facts. I somehow remembered the lyrics.
Reply to AllenWith all my super powered friends in “the league” surely it isn’t too hard to imagine how this could be so;-)
Reply to l3rucewayne@Allen: after 5 listens, I still can’t get it right.
@l3rucewayne: Someone in the league can resurrect, too? Good grief, you guys’ll never lose!
Reply to DonnieI’m sure they could strong-arm brainiac into revealing the secrets of resurrection.
Reply to AllenThey only need to do that if Alex Chiu hasn’t figured it out.
Reply to DonnieAny luck with an interview with Mr Chiu btw?
Reply to AllenWe ARE the Cutting Edge! Mascot, call her Quick!
http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/2007/12/11/republicans-can-agree-on-this/
Reply to Wahrheit@Allen: So far…I still need to try. Oops.
I’m actually typing out the e-mail now, so we should know pretty soon.
@Wahrheit: Wow, just, wow. I’ll let the Mascot know. Too bad he’s not Republican, that would have made things easier…
Reply to Donnie