The Mascot and Chess
Mascot: You know, I thought chess was just some boring game played by a bunch of fat white guys. But I wanna learn it now!
Donnie: Really? That’s cool…I guess. So why the change of heart?
Mascot: I was wondering why I’d see some spouses at tournaments. But this comment revealed everything!
Donnie: Let’s see what you were–OH, MAN! You pervert! That doesn’t stand for–he was referring to the Smith-Morra Gambit!
Mascot: What, is that just some set of moves? You mean there’s no…
Donnie: NO!
Mascot: Well, that’s no fun! Never mind, then.
First I was an MLC and now I’m fat.
Let’s see if the Mascot is still made out of pipe cleaners when HE’s 40.
Reply to Derek SlaterBut the Smith Morra is for Masochists…is it not? ( Plus I am all of the above.
Perhpas this may entice the masscot
Reply to Blunderpronehttp://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2208
@Derek: Everyone’s fat compared to the Mascot. He just thinks he’s normal.
@Blunderprone: You may be correct about that. I’ve never gone the S-M route.
That’s a great link. We need a chess babes post pretty soon, right?
Reply to Donnieon an unrelated note: you put up blog posts more frequently than my dogs take a crap – 7 in the last two days! how are mere mortals supposed to keep up with all this
Reply to ChessaholicUnless your idea of a chess babe is a 53 year old 1700 rated blogger, you won’t find one here.
Chessaholic: Quality, not quantity.
Reply to PollyInteresting that Chessaholic compares the quality and frequency of your posts to his dog taking a shit…
Reply to Allen@Chessaholic: I actually have to remember not to post too often some days–I try to limit it to two. After Thanksgiving, though, there was a swarm of ideas that I wanted to get off. Need to use edit timestamp more often to spread them out…
@Polly: You may want to reserve that evaluation to the males
@Allen: Well, then, he’s got it just about right, yes?
Reply to DonnieAllen: if you read carefully, you will see that I only compare frequencies, not quality. Plus I wouldn’t dare make statements about the quality of my dog’s excrements
Reply to Chessaholic