Comments on: The Mascot’s Bio

By: Allen

Allen — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:54:42 +0000

It is my belief that somehow through this site the mascot will end up meeting someone dealing with cereal marketing. Or perhaps the mascot will win the presidency and after his term is up be the perfect spokesperson for his cereal of choice.

By: chessloser

chessloser — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:20:20 +0000

imagine what would have happened if malt-o-meal had accepted you? perhaps things work out for the best. with this bio, my life is almost complete…

By: Allen

Allen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:21:51 +0000

Donnie, hey… it’s not like that platform hasn’t been tried and suceeded before!

By: Donnie

Donnie — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:05:18 +0000

@Allen: LOL at what it takes to be a good president.

@The Mascot: The difference between you and Kerry is he didn’t cut his Purple Hearts out of cardboard.

And I’d be frightened if you took the effort to find out whether my jim is slim or not.

@Edwin: It WAS entertaining, but probably only half-true. Beef jerky can be found EVERYWHERE in the States; I’m surprised at least large supermarkets in the Netherlands don’t stock it.

By: Edwin

Edwin — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:53:13 +0000

Btw, after looking up info on beef jerky which convinced me the stuff gotta be awesome, i ordered some on the web. I can’t think of any stores that sell it over here, so… If i think of it, i’ll let you know how it was.

By: Edwin

Edwin — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:34:32 +0000

Great read.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:00:39 +0000

Did I ever tell you I won three Purple Hearts? (Fine, granted, this line of reasoning didn’t work for Kerry, but he was lame anyway.)

Even for a highly evolved lifeform like me, it’s hard to go against the Norris, so please don’t send him any challenges or anything. I AM an evolutionist, but those human scientists have no clue what they’re doing so I will have to show the world the facts they’ve been ignoring.

it will show that he stays the course, sticks to his convictions and is willing to smite the enemy when necessary

Thank you for killing my chances at becoming president (unless Americans are dopey enough to want Bush III and I wouldn’t put it past them). To tell you the truth, the only reason I helped Donnie was that it looked like he had a pack of Slim Jims in his pocket. And to warn you ladies who for some reason would want to date him, he only has a slim jim, if you get what I’m saying.

By: Allen

Allen — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:37:18 +0000

The first thought that came to mind is that The Mascot has great potential to become the next Chuck Norris. His instinct was to roundhouse kick a 10 year old! A roundhouse kick!

All he needs to do now is to name his appendages Law and Order!

Anyhow, the Wafflehouse incident won’t cause any real presidential problems, it will show that he stays the course, sticks to his convictions and is willing to smite the enemy when necessary. Those are qualities of a great leader. Pair that with the story of saving Donnie from the thrashing of a lifetime from a ten year old and the Mascot might be able to run as a hero.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:47:39 +0000

Thank you, l3rucewayne. I thought so too.

Annie, the special design of the egg shell makes them immune to being “a-sploded” (as you put it; boy I’m glad I know how to spell) by Molotov Cocktails. Or so I was told.

Blunderprone, maybe you’re right, but my other advantages will outweigh it. You will see when I finish my campaign video.

Donnie, don’t be embarrassed that you got beat up by some shrimpy kid. The worst part about that whole thing is the kid didn’t even have enough money for a #2 combo at McDonald’s.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:35:24 +0000

This is surely a pack of lies. I’ve never been beaten up by a 10-year-old.