Comments on: The Mascot’s Halloween Adventure

By: Donnie

Donnie — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:56:23 +0000

Don’t worry, they’ll use lethal injection. If the prisoners want to eat eggs filled with whatever sedative they stick in people, I suppose they are free to it.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:53:55 +0000

Mascot, I can’t believe you’re turning down Robert’s generous offer of movie fame!

Although Bollywood might be a better fit for your level of acting…

By: Allen

Allen — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:57:49 +0000

Well, when you get tired of prison, you could always say your confession was a forced and coerced confession.

Just hope they don’t send you to the electric chair for murdering a kid, in that case, the prison will be clamoring for fried eggs.

By: Allen

Allen — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:54:36 +0000

Hopefully the mascot is doing the respectable thing and reselling the Thorazine on eBay.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:26:37 +0000

Allen’s reply is impeccable, Mascot. Don’t whine because you can’t win an argument on the Internet.

Allen: A possible alternative is to “confess” to murdering the kid, assuring you free shelter and meals for the rest of your life.

The downside is that it would take extra work to not become a victim of a prison gang.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:11:35 +0000

Hollywood? Aren’t those guys liberal or Scientologist or something?

And yes, they did prescribe the Thorazine. It doesn’t mean I’m taking it. Nonetheless, you can guarantee my complete loyalty to Donnie. Until the next time I’m not loyal.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:07:10 +0000

You know what? I’m not some nerdy programmer. And you know what they say, “If you argue with a nerd, they’ll pretend to win with some obscure facts.” I’ll let Donnie field this.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:46:52 +0000

Allen–remember, that was before the Thorazine prescription. All’s well now.

By: Allen

Allen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:03:42 +0000

Loyalty to Donnie? Apparently you don’t remember the few failed assassination attempts by the Mascot on Donnie.

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:11:57 +0000

Mascot, that is a work of genius comparable with Citizen Kane or Nightmare on Elm Street XXIV.5. I think you should ditch your current gig and make the next South Park or perhaps write/direct feature films. Seriously dude, I know you're loyal to Donnie and all but someone with your combination of churtful yet charming snark, slender physique, immunity to criticism, babe magnetism and tolerance for tasteless violence and gore would fit RIGHT IN with most of the Hollywood crowd. Think about it, and tell your people to call my people, STAT.