"I believe that when you're bad and you die, your soul goes to a garage in Buffalo, NY."
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The Miami Dolphins are still failures

Miami Dolphins Billboard:  A New Beginning *cough*

When a football team figures its billboard campaign should show off:

  • Some clueless-looking goateed guy
  • Bill Parcells praying to God for help
  • An Italian mobster with sunglasses

instead of publicizing the actual athletes, this is a problem.

The Dolphins are currently playing the Arizona Cardinals. After the first quarter, Kurt Warner already has 187 yards passing, leading the Cards to a 14-0 lead.

September 14th, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Sports, Weaksauce Losers

  1. Polly posted the following on 15 September 2008 at 8:30 am.

    I guess since you were able to post this on September 14th, you got through Ike okay and have power. That looked like one serious bad ass storm.

    You’re right the Dolphins are pathetic. What kind of ad campaign is that?

    The evil empire goes on even without their fearless leader. Same old Jets still can’t beat New England.

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  2. Donnie posted the following on 15 September 2008 at 11:31 am.

    Fortunately, I’ve been on the road on business. Will find out damage when I go back on Thursday.

    Nice game by the Giants, even though they didn’t play an actual professional football team.

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  3. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 19 September 2008 at 3:33 pm.

    The Pats got lucky with the teams they play in their first three games this year. Well, except that little unfortunate complete disaster in game one.

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  4. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 25 September 2008 at 2:10 pm.

    The Dolphins played an amazing game against the Pats. Congrats. They kicked our ass. Great play calling on offense.

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  5. Donnie posted the following on 26 September 2008 at 2:04 pm.

    @BDK: It almost makes me wish I were a Dolphins fan.

    It’s really much more entertaining when they’re bad, and I get to laugh at the Dolfans whining on talk radio.

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