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The Miami Dolphins are still failures

Miami Dolphins Billboard:  A New Beginning *cough*

When a football team figures its billboard campaign should show off:

  • Some clueless-looking goateed guy
  • Bill Parcells praying to God for help
  • An Italian mobster with sunglasses

instead of publicizing the actual athletes, this is a problem.

The Dolphins are currently playing the Arizona Cardinals. After the first quarter, Kurt Warner already has 187 yards passing, leading the Cards to a 14-0 lead.

September 14th, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Sports, Weaksauce Losers

5 Comments »

  1. I guess since you were able to post this on September 14th, you got through Ike okay and have power. That looked like one serious bad ass storm.

    You’re right the Dolphins are pathetic. What kind of ad campaign is that?

    The evil empire goes on even without their fearless leader. Same old Jets still can’t beat New England.

    Comment by Polly | 15 September 2008

  2. Fortunately, I’ve been on the road on business. Will find out damage when I go back on Thursday.

    Nice game by the Giants, even though they didn’t play an actual professional football team.

    Comment by Donnie | 15 September 2008

  3. The Pats got lucky with the teams they play in their first three games this year. Well, except that little unfortunate complete disaster in game one.

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 19 September 2008

  4. The Dolphins played an amazing game against the Pats. Congrats. They kicked our ass. Great play calling on offense.

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 25 September 2008

  5. @BDK: It almost makes me wish I were a Dolphins fan.

    It’s really much more entertaining when they’re bad, and I get to laugh at the Dolfans whining on talk radio.

    Comment by Donnie | 26 September 2008

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