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The practice makes the master join a chess club

“The practice makes the master join a chess club”

No, this is not a fortune cookie. This is the title of an article at americachess.com, and they may want to get a native English speaker to help them proofread the stuff pretty soon.

Other titles include:

“Chess boards without them there is no game”
“Keeping alive the chess clock”
“3D Chess the new era of Play Chess”

Many of you have gotten that spam ad from one “Mary Miller” who wants us to shill for her, but it’s probably one of those Nigerian “princes” in disguise.

November 13th, 2009 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Chess

  1. Blunderprone posted the following on 13 November 2009 at 4:55 pm.

    Dang… and I thought I was SPECIAL.. being offer the award and all.

        Reply to Blunderprone
  2. Donnie posted the following on 16 November 2009 at 10:25 am.

    But Blunderprone, you are special! Just like everyone else is!

        Reply to Donnie
  3. Chunky Rook posted the following on 16 November 2009 at 3:43 pm.

    Yeah, what’s up with that? I received this comment:
    ***************************************************
    Hi,
    We at Chessboss.com strongly believe in necessity of chess to increase both knowledge and understanding. … blah blah blah … I would be pleased to offer you the ChessBoss.com featured blogger badge to post on your site, recognizeing your blog as a leading contributor to the Chess community. … blah … Nicki Alexandra.
    ***************************************************
    Didn’t respond. Sounds all very dodgy and I’m not sure how I feel about sharing my content on a site that advertises itself as “Chess, Players, Play Game, Granmasters”.

        Reply to Chunky Rook
  4. tanc (happyhippo) posted the following on 16 November 2009 at 7:41 pm.

    I got those msgs too. And I half-expected to win 3 million dollars from the UK lottery in my next email.

    You really know how to burst a bubble. :)

        Reply to tanc (happyhippo)
  5. Lizardoid Alpha King posted the following on 17 November 2009 at 1:45 pm.

    Mary and her organization have been “dealt with,” so to speak. Their attempt to hijack the Egg from our control was an affront to the Seven Secret Masters, and to me personally. So we sent Dick Cheney.

        Reply to Lizardoid Alpha King
  6. Donnie posted the following on 18 November 2009 at 11:48 am.

    @tanc: Thanks! I thrive on pessimism.

    @Lizardoid Alpha King: Cheney’s announcement that he was endorsing Kay Bailey Hutchinson was perfect cover for the operation.

        Reply to Donnie

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