The Return of Monday Fighter!
After a hiatus, it’s time for Monday Fighter! to make its return. I actually have a few more fortune cookies left, but keep on forgetting to scan them, so it’ll take a different approach this week.
Our company is currently looking to fill an entry-level computer programmer position, and many of the resumés have certainly gotten themselves noticed.
To his credit, this applicant did not brag about his skills in Bisual Vasic. Nonetheless, it was apparent that “fluent” may not be the best word to describe his English proficiency.
Even so, we would have taken one of him instead of an army of this applicant. Simply put, there is no snide remark or sarcastic gesture ample enough for a proper response.
Operating systems, babysitting and dissection of deceased animals. It’s all the same thing, really.
Comment by Derek Slater | 17 September 2007
come on. gotta give props for diverse skills.
This is why my parents always made me look over their resume before they sent it out. they did a lot of bisual vasic.
Comment by annie | 18 September 2007