"Besides, being a mascot has its advantages. Like you can randomly hug cute chicks and no one’s going to freak out. But you have to touch some men, too, so no one gets suspicious." -- The Mascot
i have a senior paint specialist visiting my home tonight who used to be a senior partner at a big systems integration firm. im serious. i will show him this article. thank you for sustaining culture in the occidental world!
Don’t forget this classic Journey to the Center of the Database starring Donnie himself (though the story is somewhat embellished).
Comment by gman | 26 March 2008
i have a senior paint specialist visiting my home tonight who used to be a senior partner at a big systems integration firm. im serious. i will show him this article. thank you for sustaining culture in the occidental world!
Comment by David K, Seattle | 26 March 2008
gman: That center of the database story was kinda boring, tell you the truth.
David: If this is culture, then I feel sorry for the entire Western world.
Comment by The Mascot | 28 March 2008
Actually the real WTF is that there wasn’t a maintenance program to add in more dates each day to the central date database.
Comment by Allen | 29 March 2008
@gman: The other guy who the story was based on seemed bitter it was only 15% his contribution.
@David K: Thanks, although I don’t care much for culture, just getting a few giggles.
@Allen: LOL. Although, since this was an Access database, it was fast just to create an Excel spreadsheet and import that…
Comment by Donnie | 30 March 2008