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The Second Tournament of Lepers

Yes, there will be a second one. Consider this a place to sign-up. If you didn’t participate last time, let me know your FICS handle as well.

Depending on how many people participate, the format may change. Last time was a round-robin, but there weren’t that many people involved. If participation warrants, there may be a couple sections based on strength. Perhaps even West and East circuits, if there are enough interested Eastern hemisphere residents (or Western hemisphere residents running on East time). But we’ll see about that.

EDIT: Expected start date week of May 18 June 1.

Quick FAQ for those few of you who have no clue what’s going on:

What’s this about?

The Tournament of Lepers is an on-line chess tournament played via FICS, primarily involving those in the chess blogging world. It’s very casual, with one game a week and a time control of 15/30. It’s more an excuse to “meet” your fellow chess bloggers.

How do I enter?

Leave a comment here, e-mail, or on the forum.

Are there any requirements?

You must have an FICS handle (it’s free; visit freechess.org to sign up).

Also, there are no set times for the games–the participants are responsible for setting up a convenient time each week. Most players are from the US, so keep that in mind if you’re not living in the Western hemisphere.

I’m flexible about games being played late as long as I’m kept in the loop.

How much dough does the winner get?

Nothing promised. Allen does offer a $5 McDonald’s gift card for anyone with either an unblemished or completely blemished record. I’ll come up with some sort of prize for the winner. Last winner, drunknknite, received a USCF gift certificate and a chance to cameo in a movie with the Mascot. (He didn’t seem to enthusiastic about the movie, though, probably because it will never get done.)

May 6th, 2008 21 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

  1. wang posted the following on 6 May 2008 at 11:24 am.

    Count me in. My handle is wangos seeing as someone already has wang and wango at FICS.

        Reply to wang
  2. Tom posted the following on 6 May 2008 at 12:09 pm.

    Even though I was a bottom tier player last time, I will play again.

    FICS handle: Rhuiden

        Reply to Tom
  3. Sciurus posted the following on 6 May 2008 at 2:51 pm.

    Sounds like fun. When is it gonna start? I will be traveling until end of the month, so if this isn’t a problem, you can count me in. My FICS handle is sciurus, although I haven’t used it much at all.

        Reply to Sciurus
  4. Blunderprone posted the following on 6 May 2008 at 4:12 pm.

    I will blunder my way to the top of mediocracy! FICS handle TheBlunderprone ( what else?)

        Reply to Blunderprone
  5. Chessaholic posted the following on 6 May 2008 at 9:52 pm.

    There was way too much competence in the last tourney so I have to add some suckage. My FICS handle is chezzznut.

        Reply to Chessaholic
  6. Allen posted the following on 7 May 2008 at 2:24 am.

    well crap. I think Blunderprone is aiming for the McDonalds Gift Card of Perfection.

        Reply to Allen
  7. David K, Seattle posted the following on 7 May 2008 at 3:02 am.

    if ONLY i didnt work late 0.714285714% of the time

    (1/7th = 0.142857143%, so
    2/7ths = 0.285142856% …. anyone see a pattern in those numbers?)

    … if only i didnt work late on weird days, id be in, in a heartbeat. i cannot play this one. warmest, dk

        Reply to David K, Seattle
  8. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 12:02 am.

    Some dude just smack-talked you (and by implication, the Mascot), so I had to set his ass straight. It’s here. He even accuses you of (gasp) being a mindless follower of Michael de la Maza!

        Reply to Blue Devil Knight
  9. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 12:03 am.

    Sorry for posting off topic. Torture may be in order. Make me listen to Hillary Clinton’s cackle laugh for 48 hours straight.

    Shudder.

        Reply to Blue Devil Knight
  10. Wahrheit posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 12:44 am.

    I loved BDK’s logical reasoned take-down of the “dude” but I added a “little something” and a post at my own spot, too. As my all time favorite American B. Bunny used to say, “What a maroon!”

        Reply to Wahrheit
  11. drunknknite posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 5:40 pm.

    We should try to get Jon Jacobs to play this tournament.

    I would play, but I just had surgery on my knee.

    Just kidding, I’m in.

        Reply to drunknknite
  12. Donnie posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 6:05 pm.

    @wang: Yay. Welcome and stay tuned for more for info.

    @Tom: Yay. If we end up having multiple sections, you may not have to worry about being a bottom feeder.

    @Scuirius: Yay. Don’t worry about being on the road; this tournament is very casual and I don’t mind people having to play games late as long as I know about it. I’m still debating whether to wait until after Memorial Day to start.

    @Blunderprone: Yay. Although last time, two Experts played, so the amount of mediocrity is limited.

    @Chessaholic: Yay. You are probably downplaying your skill to throw everyone off.

    @Allen: Which way?

    @David K: I’ll lobby HD to get you new hours.

    @BDK: LOL! What happens when the nerds gather on the corner for a smackdown? Anyway, thanks for defending my honor, but there is some history between me and Jon Jacobs as per my most recent post.

    Hillary isn’t cackling anymore.

    @Wahrheit: But then you went and said everyone overreacted? C’mon, you gotta be a man and keep on fighting even when the fight’s over!

    @drunknknite: “Chess Knee”?

    That would be awesome if he wanted to play. Or any other master for that matter. But you’ll probably end up missing out on the McDonald’s Gift Card of Perfection!

        Reply to Donnie
  13. Wahrheit posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 6:21 pm.

    I’ve been considering…considering…oh, heck, count me IN! I would like to suggest that we have sections of some sort so that each person has maybe 5 or 6 games, however. I think that would be ideal.

        Reply to Wahrheit
  14. Donnie posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 6:25 pm.

    I think you’re right. 10 weeks seemed too long.

    Or even do a “sports-like” tournament where there are several divisions and the winners duke it out in a playoff. But we’ll see how many sing up.

        Reply to Donnie
  15. drunknknite posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 6:34 pm.

    Sorry it was a play on Tiger missing the Player’s Championship (I didn’t have surgery on my knee), maybe I should have made some Fischer-like complaint about the lighting on FICS or something…

    You think that no good sum bitch could beat me??? What you say !! Move up every ‘pawn’ !!

    Also, speaking of that video, I didn’t really get it until someone sent me the link to the original coincidentally. Then it all started to make sense. good shit. That guy looks enough like me I think… so it is done… or is there more?? !!

        Reply to drunknknite
  16. Allen posted the following on 8 May 2008 at 7:50 pm.

    Donnie, totally blemished way.

    And… No! You can’t do only 5 or 6 games… the round robin style effectively made my maximum potential loss only $10.

        Reply to Allen
  17. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 12 May 2008 at 8:03 am.

    I have been really busy “not working” lately so I think I’ll skip it this time around….

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  18. Polly posted the following on 13 May 2008 at 11:40 pm.

    Count me in. You need your token chick to play. :-)

        Reply to Polly
  19. Donnie posted the following on 17 May 2008 at 12:38 pm.

    @drunknknite: Unfortunately, that’s probably all that will every be…

    @Allen: I’ll cover your losses if it’s more than $10.

    @Tacticus: Can’t blame you if you’re afraid of another beatdown.

    @Polly: Thank you. I hope to perform a little better this time.

        Reply to Donnie
  20. The Mascot posted the following on 17 May 2008 at 4:13 pm.

    I would play, but I’m afraid of making everyone look bad.

        Reply to The Mascot
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