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-- Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic

The Sun-Maid girl finally got some implants

It’s very important for the face of an organization to appeal to the widest audience possible. That’s why me, the Mascot, is the face of Liquid Egg Product.

Sun-Maid has that girl on their boxes of raisins. And she’s alright; she has the whole “farming grapes” thing going. But it’s kinda hard to tell she’s a girl except for a long hair. In fact when I was a kid, I thought she was a male hippie.

So the Sun-Maid company wised up and finally ponied up some money for some breast implants. Check out the difference:

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sunmaid big boobs

Would you believe there’s all these people complaining about it? I don’t get what the problem is. Don’t people like looking at big boobs? I know I like big boobs.

December 4th, 2009 10 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, In the News

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  1. Baghdad Bob posted the following on 4 December 2009 at 1:01 pm.

    We are pushing the Americans out of Baghdad. They are slipping on their own vomit.

        Reply to Baghdad Bob
  2. annie posted the following on 4 December 2009 at 1:16 pm.

    can’t expect much from a media that gives a golfer’s private life top headlines.

        Reply to annie
  3. CMoB posted the following on 5 December 2009 at 12:23 am.

    Back when i was a kid i used to eat these like crazy.

        Reply to CMoB
  4. Mrs Chessloser posted the following on 5 December 2009 at 11:51 am.

    My husband wants breast implants. For himself. I dont need em.

    Mrs Chessloser

        Reply to Mrs Chessloser
  5. Q posted the following on 6 December 2009 at 2:57 am.

    I prefer my women to be flat-chested.

        Reply to Q
    1. Egg Fu Yung posted the following on 7 December 2009 at 10:44 am.

      Yes, I’m with you there. Although growing up in China, it wasn’t like there was much of a choice.

          Reply to Egg Fu Yung
    2. The Mascot posted the following on 7 December 2009 at 10:45 am.

      Donnie told me that you liked to hit on Kevin, so no surprise there.

          Reply to The Mascot
  6. Q posted the following on 6 December 2009 at 3:00 am.

    I agree with the article that she looks like a barbie doll. So, is that how modern women are supposed to look like? Those advertisers need a heavy dose of reality.

        Reply to Q
  7. tacticus maximus posted the following on 6 December 2009 at 9:45 am.

    Scary?

        Reply to tacticus maximus
  8. Donnie posted the following on 7 December 2009 at 11:00 am.

    @Baghdad Bob: Thank you for your contribution.

    @Annie: But it’s not private! A fire hydrant is clearly public property.

    @CMoB: Yes, I remember liking these a lot.

    @Mrs. Chessloser: You don’t need them? Well, you might want to send in pictures and let us be the judge of that.

    @Q: Don’t be so negative. At least they didn’t make her blonde and have her showing cleavage. Although I wouldn’t have been surprised.

    @Tacticus: LOL, I’m so going to make something like that for the next party that requires food.

        Reply to Donnie

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