液體蛋 (Liquid Egg Product)
Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it."
-- Tina Farrell

The things I do for my the readers…

If this photo makes no sense to you, read this joker’s comment.

Posing seductively on a bed of green peppers, onions, cheese and ham

It was a real pain in the butt to get permission from the Egyptian government to use the inside of a pyramid for this pic. I was going to hire a couple of chicks to dress in skimpy ancient Egyptian clothing and fan me with those feather fans, but the plane ticket was so expensive I didn’t have enough money left. I hope you’re happy.

December 9th, 2007 11 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

11 Comments »

  1. What the deuce…

    Comment by Donnie | 9 December 2007

  2. “I was going to hire a couple of chicks”…. almost a mother and child reunion?

    Mother and Child Reunion

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 9 December 2007

  3. I hope this scadalous photo of the Mascot doesn’t blow his chances in the coming election. It’s probably a good thing that the chicks weren’t hired since they probably didn’t have any visas.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 9 December 2007

  4. @Tacticus: Um…maybe. But he’s not a big fan of Chinese.

    @Blunderprone: The good news is that this picture probably won’t have a big effect on the result of the election.

    I think he was looking for local chicks.

    Comment by Donnie | 9 December 2007

  5. hahaha… that’s great. Mascot is damn sexy, that’s for sure.

    Comment by Chessaholic | 10 December 2007

  6. Sex Scandals blow over rather quickly. (Although if the mascot runs as Senator, this would be even less damaging)

    It won’t hurt him politically, in fact, it’ll raise his popularity because now he may become a household name!

    The only time a sex scandal will really screw you over is if you solicit gay sex. (See Senator Craig) If Craig instead was caught soliciting females, people would just shrug it off.

    Comment by Allen | 10 December 2007

  7. @Chessaholic: My grandma disagrees.

    @Allen: At least the Mascot’s not naked this time.

    Re: Sen Craig. Gay sex definitely made the story spicier!

    Comment by Donnie | 10 December 2007

  8. I’m about to see a client. Give me ~30 minutes.

    Comment by gorckat | 10 December 2007

  9. Done, wiseass :D

    Comment by gorckat | 10 December 2007

  10. Thank You!:-D. This was great

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 11 December 2007

  11. Yeah, well, you’re not the one who had to lie down on some slabs of meat and pretend to enjoy it.

    Comment by Liquid E. P. Mascot | 11 December 2007

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