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The things I do for my the readers…

If this photo makes no sense to you, read this joker’s comment.

Posing seductively on a bed of green peppers, onions, cheese and ham

It was a real pain in the butt to get permission from the Egyptian government to use the inside of a pyramid for this pic. I was going to hire a couple of chicks to dress in skimpy ancient Egyptian clothing and fan me with those feather fans, but the plane ticket was so expensive I didn’t have enough money left. I hope you’re happy.

December 9th, 2007 11 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

  1. Donnie posted the following on 9 December 2007 at 9:11 am.

    What the deuce…

        Reply to Donnie
  2. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 9 December 2007 at 12:01 pm.

    “I was going to hire a couple of chicks”…. almost a mother and child reunion?

    Mother and Child Reunion

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  3. Blunderprone posted the following on 9 December 2007 at 5:57 pm.

    I hope this scadalous photo of the Mascot doesn’t blow his chances in the coming election. It’s probably a good thing that the chicks weren’t hired since they probably didn’t have any visas.

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  4. Donnie posted the following on 9 December 2007 at 11:54 pm.

    @Tacticus: Um…maybe. But he’s not a big fan of Chinese.

    @Blunderprone: The good news is that this picture probably won’t have a big effect on the result of the election.

    I think he was looking for local chicks.

        Reply to Donnie
  5. Chessaholic posted the following on 10 December 2007 at 3:01 am.

    hahaha… that’s great. Mascot is damn sexy, that’s for sure.

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  6. Allen posted the following on 10 December 2007 at 3:18 pm.

    Sex Scandals blow over rather quickly. (Although if the mascot runs as Senator, this would be even less damaging)

    It won’t hurt him politically, in fact, it’ll raise his popularity because now he may become a household name!

    The only time a sex scandal will really screw you over is if you solicit gay sex. (See Senator Craig) If Craig instead was caught soliciting females, people would just shrug it off.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 10 December 2007 at 3:47 pm.

    @Chessaholic: My grandma disagrees.

    @Allen: At least the Mascot’s not naked this time.

    Re: Sen Craig. Gay sex definitely made the story spicier!

        Reply to Donnie
  8. gorckat posted the following on 10 December 2007 at 5:11 pm.

    I’m about to see a client. Give me ~30 minutes.

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  9. gorckat posted the following on 10 December 2007 at 5:50 pm.

    Done, wiseass :D

        Reply to gorckat
  10. l3rucewayne posted the following on 11 December 2007 at 12:34 am.

    Thank You!:-D. This was great

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  11. Liquid E. P. Mascot posted the following on 11 December 2007 at 10:15 am.

    Yeah, well, you’re not the one who had to lie down on some slabs of meat and pretend to enjoy it.

        Reply to Liquid E. P. Mascot

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