The trophy
If you can’t tell, the trophy’s of some invisible hand about to pour liquid egg product on the smiley’s face. Ha! Hilarious.
The body of the trophy is crafted polyethylene, coated with a layer of gold (paint). The Styrofoam base supports the body, spray-painted to give it a granite-like appearance. The lightweight materials enable the trophy to be easily transported and positioned, even for young children.
The nameplate will be affixed next week once the winner is determined. Rather than using duct tape (which would look incredibly cheap) the nameplate will be bonded to the faux-granite base using name brand Elmer’s glue.
Haven’t voted yet? Cast your vote for the 2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award!
Wow!
Comment by Kate Dino | 13 December 2007
when i see the trophy, i think:
incredibly thirsty person.
I dunno… i don’t see it as a smiley face afraid of impending doom by liquid egg product
Comment by Allen | 13 December 2007
I was kinda thinking that a gold-plated replica of me would have made a much better trophy.
Comment by The Mascot | 13 December 2007
no, mascot, people cannot surpress the urge to snap pff your spindly little appendages and use them as toothpicks.
Comment by annie | 13 December 2007
breathtaking!
I like shiny things so I need to win this trophy.
Comment by Chessaholic | 13 December 2007
Mascot, I don’t think they could get your twig legs to hold up the weight of your egg head
Comment by Allen | 13 December 2007
I don’t get it. My massive musculature is way too big to be used for toothpicks. And is plenty enough to support me.
Comment by Mascot | 17 December 2007
but not the bottle of molten gold that hovers above you. Or my fingers bending your scrawny little neck.
You don’t have musculature so much as … black lines reminiscent of annoying calculus problems. As such you’re easy to erase. Don’t make me mad.
Comment by annie | 20 December 2007