The trophy
If you can’t tell, the trophy’s of some invisible hand about to pour liquid egg product on the smiley’s face. Ha! Hilarious.
The body of the trophy is crafted polyethylene, coated with a layer of gold (paint). The Styrofoam base supports the body, spray-painted to give it a granite-like appearance. The lightweight materials enable the trophy to be easily transported and positioned, even for young children.
The nameplate will be affixed next week once the winner is determined. Rather than using duct tape (which would look incredibly cheap) the nameplate will be bonded to the faux-granite base using name brand Elmer’s glue.
Haven’t voted yet? Cast your vote for the 2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award!
Wow!
Reply to Kate Dinowhen i see the trophy, i think:
incredibly thirsty person.
I dunno… i don’t see it as a smiley face afraid of impending doom by liquid egg product
Reply to AllenI was kinda thinking that a gold-plated replica of me would have made a much better trophy.
Reply to The Mascotno, mascot, people cannot surpress the urge to snap pff your spindly little appendages and use them as toothpicks.
Reply to anniebreathtaking!
I like shiny things so I need to win this trophy.
Reply to ChessaholicMascot, I don’t think they could get your twig legs to hold up the weight of your egg head
Reply to AllenI don’t get it. My massive musculature is way too big to be used for toothpicks. And is plenty enough to support me.
Reply to Mascotbut not the bottle of molten gold that hovers above you. Or my fingers bending your scrawny little neck.
You don’t have musculature so much as … black lines reminiscent of annoying calculus problems. As such you’re easy to erase. Don’t make me mad.
Reply to annie