there could be meetings, testimonials, admitting that your chess blitz addiction is out of control, righting your wrong endgame pawn endings, rook & pawn endings, sponsoring newer players coming to terms with co-dependance with other enablers of chess opening book addicts,

healing the wounded inner USCF or FIDE fallen rating, reviewing lost games honestly and with clarity, admitting ones tactic cheapos, recovery from inappropriate middlegame plans, willingness to explore chessBase10 or think about positions, without the false crutch of Rybka? Yes my friends, it is time.

we are brothers in our recovery. senior persons could give plastic medallions to those who have completed first 13 weeks, then a year, and ten years of not overdosing on ICC, FICS, yahoo, or playchess blitz or bullet, and committing to a program of standard chess.

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there could be meetings, testimonials, admitting that your chess blitz addiction is out of control, righting your wrong endgame pawn endings, rook & pawn endings, sponsoring newer players coming to terms with co-dependance with other enablers of chess opening book addicts, healing the wounded inner USCF or FIDE fallen rating, reviewing lost games honestly and with clarity, admitting ones tactic cheapos, recovery from inappropriate middlegame plans, willingness to explore chessBase10 or think about positions, without the false crutch of Rybka? Yes my friends, it is time. we are brothers in our recovery. senior persons could give plastic medallions to those who have completed first 13 weeks, then a year, and ten years of not overdosing on ICC, FICS, yahoo, or playchess blitz or bullet, and committing to a program of standard chess.
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@Derek: “Sickos” is right…how dare they invent a game which made generations of nerdy men look even more nerdy!

@BDK: It’s not libel if it’s true! Hey, don’t you have that meeting with Benny Hinn and L. Ron Hubbard about how to more effectively separate people from their money.

@Tacticus Maximus: I’m not worried about your groupies…they already know what I’m packing, if you know what I mean.

@Wang: Don’t be scared, just stay frosty. And if anyone offers you an interview with Oprah Winfrey, don’t touch them with a 10 foot pole.

@Chesstiger: You’re forcing my hand here. I didn’t want to accuse any of the Knights Errant of murder so soon, but that should give you an idea what happened to de la Maza.

@CMoB: It takes many hours of research and late nights to get this info, man. Really anyone could have done it with the proper leads.

@Rocky: Thank you. I know I’m a genius.

@Blunderman: Hey, with that facial hair of yours, if I cook your head in a frying pan, it will come out extra crispy. And I know lots of people who pay extra for Crispy instead of Original.

@tanc: And not even Jet Li is good enough by himself. I just hired Cookie Monster and Bob the Builder as additional bodyguards.

@Donnie: What flaw? Just because BDK (aka Jared) got you some Subway coupons doesn’t mean you have to stick up for him.

@Morgan: You fool. I have my own protective shadow organizations (like the A-Team and the New England Patriots) and non-shadow organizations (like Sesame Street and the United Nations). Bring it on!

@Kate Dino: OK, but the next photos are probably going to be showing him in a prison jumpsuit now that his life of crime has caught up with him.

@Allen: Well, I’m here. As the human colloquialism goes, “Up yours.”