"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."
-- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Thought for the day

“Why coverup aliens? They can offer us a better system of Gov, economy, fuel, etc. Our leaders would be out of work. If aliens set up a hover car shop in every major city, why buy automobiles? No amount of bailout will save the day. Why go to the doctor, or buy medicine, if aliens cna cure diease? NO more hungry people if aliens can make us photosynthetic. Aliens are covered up to protect our economy, or job market, etc.”

I couldn’t stomach reading all of the comments. http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/090106-new-jersey-ufo.html

April 14th, 2009 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

  1. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 14 April 2009 at 5:20 am.

    Stop Alien Abductions:
    http://www.stopabductions.com/

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  2. Allen posted the following on 14 April 2009 at 10:30 am.

    Why do people always assume aliens are benevolent?

    If anything, we could be an exotic food source for them.

        Reply to Allen
  3. Blunderprone posted the following on 14 April 2009 at 4:38 pm.

    I think they are searching for intelligent life… but keep passing by us. I wonder why that is?

        Reply to Blunderprone
  4. Donnie posted the following on 16 April 2009 at 2:00 pm.

    @Tacticus: Unfortunately, they don’t say if there are any drug interactions with Alex Chiu’s immortality rings.

    @Allen: Yeah, if they had the tech to get over here, I’d just assume they had the tech to blow us to smithereens.

    @Blunderprone: The only broadcast they saw was Emmitt Smith debacling the English language.

        Reply to Donnie
    1. Allen posted the following on 16 April 2009 at 4:00 pm.

      Donnie, after reading your reply I instantly thought of the scene in Independence Day where all the people gathered on the rooftop to welcome our new alien friends. Remember what happened next? :)

          Reply to Allen
      1. Donnie posted the following on 20 April 2009 at 11:41 am.

        They learned technology != enlightenment.

        (Well, they did get “lit up”, so perhaps the aliens did show them a form of enlightenment.)

            Reply to Donnie
  5. Robert posted the following on 17 April 2009 at 6:13 pm.

    “It’s a COOK BOOK!

        Reply to Robert

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