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Tips for criminals

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Yahoo!’s Odd News can be a great source of entertainment, awe, or wisdom. Today’s batch has wisdom for aspiring criminal masterminds.

  • When robbing a bank, don’t write the note demanding money on one of your own checks. (Story)

  • After getting out of jail, wait at least one day before committing your next crime. (Story)

  • Unless you know how to fight, don’t be surprised if the “victim” opens a can of whoopie on you. (Story)

September 12th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

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  1. Haha. once, someone ran into my cousins’s church building and of course did a hit-and-run. they left an imprint of their license plate on the building. so, yeah. what would we do without dumb criminals?

    Comment by annie | 12 September 2007

  2. They do make for good stories. On those police shows, the coppers sometimes talk about how there are many more dumb criminals than smart ones.

    Comment by Donnie Briggs | 13 September 2007

  3. Ireland’s criminal’s are even dumber!
    http://shazgood.wordpress.com/2007/07/18/irelands-dumbest-criminals/

    You gotta love that!

    Comment by Shazgood | 14 September 2007

  4. Hey! We Americans are proud of our stupidity! Now I’m going to have to find more stories to top yours…

    Comment by Donnie Briggs | 14 September 2007

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