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Tips for criminals

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Yahoo!’s Odd News can be a great source of entertainment, awe, or wisdom. Today’s batch has wisdom for aspiring criminal masterminds.

  • When robbing a bank, don’t write the note demanding money on one of your own checks. (Story)

  • After getting out of jail, wait at least one day before committing your next crime. (Story)

  • Unless you know how to fight, don’t be surprised if the “victim” opens a can of whoopie on you. (Story)

September 12th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

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  1. annie posted the following on 12 September 2007 at 10:19 pm.

    Haha. once, someone ran into my cousins’s church building and of course did a hit-and-run. they left an imprint of their license plate on the building. so, yeah. what would we do without dumb criminals?

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  2. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 13 September 2007 at 10:12 am.

    They do make for good stories. On those police shows, the coppers sometimes talk about how there are many more dumb criminals than smart ones.

        Reply to Donnie Briggs
  3. Shazgood posted the following on 14 September 2007 at 3:44 am.

    Ireland’s criminal’s are even dumber!
    http://shazgood.wordpress.com/2007/07/18/irelands-dumbest-criminals/

    You gotta love that!

        Reply to Shazgood
  4. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 14 September 2007 at 8:32 am.

    Hey! We Americans are proud of our stupidity! Now I’m going to have to find more stories to top yours…

        Reply to Donnie Briggs

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