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Tournament of Lepers, Week 5

Week 4 Results

White Black Result
Tacticus Wahrheit 0-1
drunknknite Rocky Rook 1-0
Polly LEP 1-0
gorckat Tom delayed
chessloser l3rucewayne 1-0

Week 5 Matchups

White Black
Tom drunknknite
l3rucewayne gorckat
Wahrheit chessloser
LEP Tacticus
Rocky Rook Polly

Standings

		 dnk Pol Whr Tac cl  l3r Tom LEP RR  gor
1  drunknknite   xxx --- --- --- 1.0 --- --- 1.0 1.0 1.0 4.0
2  Polly         --- xxx 1.0 --- --- 0.0 1.0 1.0 --- --- 3.0
3  Wahrheit      --- 0.0 xxx 1.0 --- --- --- 1.0 1.0 --- 3.0
4  Tacticus      --- --- 0.0 xxx --- 1.0 1.0 --- --- 1.0 3.0
5  chessloser    0.0 --- --- --- xxx 1.0 0.0 --- --- 1.0 2.0
6  l3rucewayne   --- 1.0 --- 0.0 0.0 xxx --- --- 1.0 --- 2.0
7  Tom           --- 0.0 --- 0.0 1.0 --- xxx --- --- --- 1.0
8  Liquid Egg    0.0 0.0 0.0 --- --- --- --- xxx 1.0 --- 1.0
9  Rocky Rook    0.0 --- 0.0 --- --- 0.0 --- 0.0 xxx --- 0.0
10  gorckat      0.0 --- --- 0.0 0.0 --- --- --- --- xxx 0.0

Week 4 was upset week: chessloser Jokered l3rucewayne, and Wahrheit out-tacticked (sp?) Tacticus.

Just to complete the cheesy synonym for “defeat” thing, Polly scrambled Liquid Egg Product and drunknknite drunk Rocky Rook.

Has anyone heard from gorckat? I suspect he has some stuff going on in life that’s preventing him from chessing, noting his blog hasn’t been updated in a few weeks. Wherever he is, I wish him the best.

And, oh joy, I’ll get to play a furious* Tacticus this week. At least I’ll be White. And the tough half of my schedule will be overwith.

Note on the crosstable: I haven’t calculated any systematic tiebreakers, so the placement’s based on head-to-head matchups first, then randomness.

*In sports, whenever a good team loses unexpectedly, the talking heads say that team will be “angry” the next game. Which somehow means it will magically play better.

March 10th, 2008 20 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

  1. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 4:06 am.

    “Hey Eggman! How about Tuesday night at 7pm Houston time?” Tacticus asked furiously. *

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  2. drunknknite posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 5:05 am.

    Um… drunknknite drunk Rocky Rook?!? Really?

    Off the top of my head maybe even something as lame as drunknknite showed he likes his rooks on the rocks.

    You’re better than that Donnie. :)

        Reply to drunknknite
  3. Tom posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 10:30 am.

    drunknknite,

    When is good for you? I am in the eastern time zone and am available most nihgts.

        Reply to Tom
  4. Tom posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 11:11 am.

    drunknknite,

    I forgot to include my email address is you prefer to contact me directly. It is rhuiden at gmail dot com.

        Reply to Tom
  5. Chessaholic posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 2:55 pm.

    lol… drunknknite drunk Rocky Rook…. somehow that just doesn’t sound right :)

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  6. Allen posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 3:16 pm.

    Does Furiosity affect Chess players so that they’d win?

    I’d think the extra anger would cause people to behave more irrationally, wouldn’t that mean thinking that is less clear and therefore more likely to lose? Or is the argument for chess that it’d make people take greater risks?

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 8:10 pm.

    @Tacticus: “The time would work well,” LEP responded, er, scrambledly?

    @drunknknite: Unfortunately, I’m incapable of much better. It was either that or “drunknknite rocked Rocky Rook”, which sounds way too close to something you could hear on ESPN.

    @Tom: No witticism or insight comes to mind as a response. Sorry.

    @Chessaholic: If it did sound right, that may be the worse possibility.

    @Allen: Do you remember Mr. Furious from Mystery Men? It’s kinda like that.

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  8. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 8:33 pm.

    A preview of our game, eggman: link

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  9. l3rucewayne posted the following on 10 March 2008 at 10:55 pm.

    Now that I’ve lost a game against a player who isn’t one of the top two, I feel more relaxed about the tournament. (Was hoping till then to win all of the other games.) Sadly this will probably lead to more losses. But at least they should be more relaxed ones:-).

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  10. Derek Slater posted the following on 11 March 2008 at 12:33 am.

    You quoted Mystery Men. I die happy now. Very funny movie. William Macy brilliant.

        Reply to Derek Slater
  11. Polly posted the following on 11 March 2008 at 1:51 am.

    Rocky Rook how is Wednesday evening around 9:30 pm EDT work for you?

        Reply to Polly
  12. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 12 March 2008 at 8:28 am.

    LiquidEggProduct-NoTB round 5 games is online at my web site.

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  13. Sir Nemo posted the following on 12 March 2008 at 11:51 am.

    Hmm. I want in on a tourney! =D

        Reply to Sir Nemo
  14. drunknknite posted the following on 12 March 2008 at 12:08 pm.

    LEP – BIG WIN! Thanks for the cushion. :)

        Reply to drunknknite
  15. Donnie posted the following on 12 March 2008 at 12:43 pm.

    @l3rucewayne: No way, man! A bunch of us are too close in strength to expect any of the “mortals” to run the table (although Tacticus has proven mortal the past two weeks).

    At least you’re not pretending to have a coma to avoid the games…

    @Derek: You have great taste. Remember the scene where they had the superhero tryouts? I envision you approaching the table as “The Reassembler” and bragging your superpower is putting together jigsaw puzzles very quickly.

    @Tacticus: As we mentioned last night, it’ll be a fascinating game to analyze…but gotta finish Polly’s first.

    @Sir Nemo: Unfortunately, this is round-robin, so I can’t stick anyone in, but the next tournament will start in April. I’ll start a sign-up in the next couple weeks.

    @drunknknite: The burning desire to have you win the tournament propelled me to victory.

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  16. drunknknite posted the following on 12 March 2008 at 6:22 pm.

    Did you just call me immortal?

        Reply to drunknknite
  17. Wahrheit posted the following on 13 March 2008 at 5:16 pm.

    Wahrheit-chessloser last night, 1-0.

        Reply to Wahrheit
  18. Donnie posted the following on 13 March 2008 at 8:37 pm.

    @drunknknite: You wear Alex Chiu’s immortality rings every night, right?

    I tried to leave a comment on your blog twice, but it keeps saying Blogger is down although I can see everyone’s site…weird.

    @Wahrheit: See, now that’s how you lay down the law.

        Reply to Donnie
  19. Allen posted the following on 13 March 2008 at 8:42 pm.

    3 people vie for perfection…

        Reply to Allen
  20. drunknknite posted the following on 16 March 2008 at 9:47 pm.

    5/5.

        Reply to drunknknite

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