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"Do you know what it looks like when a child has to hopscotch without leg braces, just crawling from square to square?"
-- David G. Hall

Tournament of Lepers, Week 5

Week 4 Results

White Black Result
Tacticus Wahrheit 0-1
drunknknite Rocky Rook 1-0
Polly LEP 1-0
gorckat Tom delayed
chessloser l3rucewayne 1-0

Week 5 Matchups

White Black
Tom drunknknite
l3rucewayne gorckat
Wahrheit chessloser
LEP Tacticus
Rocky Rook Polly

Standings

		 dnk Pol Whr Tac cl  l3r Tom LEP RR  gor
1  drunknknite   xxx --- --- --- 1.0 --- --- 1.0 1.0 1.0 4.0
2  Polly         --- xxx 1.0 --- --- 0.0 1.0 1.0 --- --- 3.0
3  Wahrheit      --- 0.0 xxx 1.0 --- --- --- 1.0 1.0 --- 3.0
4  Tacticus      --- --- 0.0 xxx --- 1.0 1.0 --- --- 1.0 3.0
5  chessloser    0.0 --- --- --- xxx 1.0 0.0 --- --- 1.0 2.0
6  l3rucewayne   --- 1.0 --- 0.0 0.0 xxx --- --- 1.0 --- 2.0
7  Tom           --- 0.0 --- 0.0 1.0 --- xxx --- --- --- 1.0
8  Liquid Egg    0.0 0.0 0.0 --- --- --- --- xxx 1.0 --- 1.0
9  Rocky Rook    0.0 --- 0.0 --- --- 0.0 --- 0.0 xxx --- 0.0
10  gorckat      0.0 --- --- 0.0 0.0 --- --- --- --- xxx 0.0

Week 4 was upset week: chessloser Jokered l3rucewayne, and Wahrheit out-tacticked (sp?) Tacticus.

Just to complete the cheesy synonym for “defeat” thing, Polly scrambled Liquid Egg Product and drunknknite drunk Rocky Rook.

Has anyone heard from gorckat? I suspect he has some stuff going on in life that’s preventing him from chessing, noting his blog hasn’t been updated in a few weeks. Wherever he is, I wish him the best.

And, oh joy, I’ll get to play a furious* Tacticus this week. At least I’ll be White. And the tough half of my schedule will be overwith.

Note on the crosstable: I haven’t calculated any systematic tiebreakers, so the placement’s based on head-to-head matchups first, then randomness.

*In sports, whenever a good team loses unexpectedly, the talking heads say that team will be “angry” the next game. Which somehow means it will magically play better.

March 10th, 2008 20 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

20 Comments »

  1. “Hey Eggman! How about Tuesday night at 7pm Houston time?” Tacticus asked furiously. *

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 10 March 2008

  2. Um… drunknknite drunk Rocky Rook?!? Really?

    Off the top of my head maybe even something as lame as drunknknite showed he likes his rooks on the rocks.

    You’re better than that Donnie. :)

    Comment by drunknknite | 10 March 2008

  3. drunknknite,

    When is good for you? I am in the eastern time zone and am available most nihgts.

    Comment by Tom | 10 March 2008

  4. drunknknite,

    I forgot to include my email address is you prefer to contact me directly. It is rhuiden at gmail dot com.

    Comment by Tom | 10 March 2008

  5. lol… drunknknite drunk Rocky Rook…. somehow that just doesn’t sound right :)

    Comment by Chessaholic | 10 March 2008

  6. Does Furiosity affect Chess players so that they’d win?

    I’d think the extra anger would cause people to behave more irrationally, wouldn’t that mean thinking that is less clear and therefore more likely to lose? Or is the argument for chess that it’d make people take greater risks?

    Comment by Allen | 10 March 2008

  7. @Tacticus: “The time would work well,” LEP responded, er, scrambledly?

    @drunknknite: Unfortunately, I’m incapable of much better. It was either that or “drunknknite rocked Rocky Rook”, which sounds way too close to something you could hear on ESPN.

    @Tom: No witticism or insight comes to mind as a response. Sorry.

    @Chessaholic: If it did sound right, that may be the worse possibility.

    @Allen: Do you remember Mr. Furious from Mystery Men? It’s kinda like that.

    Comment by Donnie | 10 March 2008

  8. A preview of our game, eggman: link

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 10 March 2008

  9. Now that I’ve lost a game against a player who isn’t one of the top two, I feel more relaxed about the tournament. (Was hoping till then to win all of the other games.) Sadly this will probably lead to more losses. But at least they should be more relaxed ones:-).

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 10 March 2008

  10. You quoted Mystery Men. I die happy now. Very funny movie. William Macy brilliant.

    Comment by Derek Slater | 11 March 2008

  11. Rocky Rook how is Wednesday evening around 9:30 pm EDT work for you?

    Comment by Polly | 11 March 2008

  12. LiquidEggProduct-NoTB round 5 games is online at my web site.

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 12 March 2008

  13. Hmm. I want in on a tourney! =D

    Comment by Sir Nemo | 12 March 2008

  14. LEP - BIG WIN! Thanks for the cushion. :)

    Comment by drunknknite | 12 March 2008

  15. @l3rucewayne: No way, man! A bunch of us are too close in strength to expect any of the “mortals” to run the table (although Tacticus has proven mortal the past two weeks).

    At least you’re not pretending to have a coma to avoid the games…

    @Derek: You have great taste. Remember the scene where they had the superhero tryouts? I envision you approaching the table as “The Reassembler” and bragging your superpower is putting together jigsaw puzzles very quickly.

    @Tacticus: As we mentioned last night, it’ll be a fascinating game to analyze…but gotta finish Polly’s first.

    @Sir Nemo: Unfortunately, this is round-robin, so I can’t stick anyone in, but the next tournament will start in April. I’ll start a sign-up in the next couple weeks.

    @drunknknite: The burning desire to have you win the tournament propelled me to victory.

    Comment by Donnie | 12 March 2008

  16. Did you just call me immortal?

    Comment by drunknknite | 12 March 2008

  17. Wahrheit-chessloser last night, 1-0.

    Comment by Wahrheit | 13 March 2008

  18. @drunknknite: You wear Alex Chiu’s immortality rings every night, right?

    I tried to leave a comment on your blog twice, but it keeps saying Blogger is down although I can see everyone’s site…weird.

    @Wahrheit: See, now that’s how you lay down the law.

    Comment by Donnie | 13 March 2008

  19. 3 people vie for perfection…

    Comment by Allen | 13 March 2008

  20. 5/5.

    Comment by drunknknite | 16 March 2008

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