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"Bring me my monocle. I want to look rich."
-- Space Ghost

Vanity plates, etc.

Now that I’ve got a traffic ticket, I’m getting swarmed by adverts for Attorneys at Law. At least none of them say “se hablo español”.

Don’t try to get any of the following vanity plates:

DUI MAN
SEX4CSH
OJDIDIT

Annie must be back at work because she left a ton of comments.

I have a very special announcement* to make this coming week. I can’t really give details right now, but it’s a rather ambitious project that will undoubtedly never get finished.

* not very special announcement

July 21st, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

4 Comments »

  1. Your last line reminds me of the tagline for the movie Tommy Boy:

    If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.

    Comment by Derek Slater | 22 July 2007

  2. so how fast were you going? if you take defensive driving it’ll be expunged and you’ll save on car insurance!

    Comment by annie | 22 July 2007

  3. Derek: Your movie knowledge provides an inspiration to us all.

    Annie: It was an illegal turn, and I will be taking DD.

    Comment by Donnie Briggs | 22 July 2007

  4. I’m disappointed in you, how could you choose option #2 instead of option #4?

    Comment by Allen | 23 July 2007

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