Vanity plates, etc.
Now that I’ve got a traffic ticket, I’m getting swarmed by adverts for Attorneys at Law. At least none of them say “se hablo español”.
Don’t try to get any of the following vanity plates:
DUI MAN
SEX4CSH
OJDIDIT
Annie must be back at work because she left a ton of comments.
I have a very special announcement* to make this coming week. I can’t really give details right now, but it’s a rather ambitious project that will undoubtedly never get finished.




Your last line reminds me of the tagline for the movie Tommy Boy:
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
Reply to Derek Slaterso how fast were you going? if you take defensive driving it’ll be expunged and you’ll save on car insurance!
Reply to annieDerek: Your movie knowledge provides an inspiration to us all.
Annie: It was an illegal turn, and I will be taking DD.
Reply to Donnie BriggsI’m disappointed in you, how could you choose option #2 instead of option #4?
Reply to Allen