Vanity plates, etc.
Now that I’ve got a traffic ticket, I’m getting swarmed by adverts for Attorneys at Law. At least none of them say “se hablo español”.
Don’t try to get any of the following vanity plates:
DUI MAN
SEX4CSH
OJDIDIT
Annie must be back at work because she left a ton of comments.
I have a very special announcement* to make this coming week. I can’t really give details right now, but it’s a rather ambitious project that will undoubtedly never get finished.
* not very special announcement
Your last line reminds me of the tagline for the movie Tommy Boy:
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
Comment by Derek Slater | 22 July 2007
so how fast were you going? if you take defensive driving it’ll be expunged and you’ll save on car insurance!
Comment by annie | 22 July 2007
Derek: Your movie knowledge provides an inspiration to us all.
Annie: It was an illegal turn, and I will be taking DD.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 22 July 2007
I’m disappointed in you, how could you choose option #2 instead of option #4?
Comment by Allen | 23 July 2007