We can’t figure out what’s healthy
Stumbling on this article about conflicting studies about the health value of fruit juice was a reminder how often health advice can change. Pretty much, I ignore those guys and have drawn my own conclusion. A common sense way to obtain good health is simply to eat a variety of foods, don’t eat too much, and exercise. So to help you guys out, I’m introducing the Liquid Egg Product Diet.
The Liquid Egg Product Diet:
Alternate days 1 and 2 for variety. Optimally, the beverage should always be eggnog or a small carton of liquid egg product, but you can substitute water for one of the meals if you really want to.
Day 1:
Breakfast: An omelet and Eggs Benedict
Lunch: 3 or 4 hard-boiled eggs
Dinner: Egg fried rice and eggdrop soup
Exercise: Visit a local farm, break into the henhouse, and steal all the eggs
Day 2:
Breakfast: 4 eggs and a bowl of Liquid Egg Product Cereal
Lunch: Egg salad sandwich
Dinner: 1 or 2 packages of boiled Ramen, 2 eggs per package
Exercise: Find some neighborhood enemies and egg their houses
You forgot egg salad sandwiches. How could you forget egg salad sandwiches?
Reply to annieCheck lunch on Day 2. And I did think of those dreadful egg salad sandwiches (with pepper and onion) you like so much.
Reply to Donnie BriggsThanks, the thought of drinking liquid egg product is quite sickening….
Reply to Allenshooot. in my half asleep state i missed it. sorry. must sleep more.
Reply to annie