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Who’s your daddy?

DNA

Science doesn’t have all the answers.

Two men, Raymon and Richard, are in a paternity battle. They both had sex with the same woman, on the same night, and now she has a kid. And neither wants to pay child support. So, just give them a paternity test, right?

Problem: they’re identical twins.

That means they have the same DNA, and a paternity test can’t tell them apart. This also means one of them’s the dad and one’s the uncle, and neither of them have enough character to take some responsibility.

I won’t bother to question the mother’s taste in men–although if she liked how one of them looked, it stands to reason she’d like the other. Here’s their picture. (ladies: yes or no?)

ABCNews: Who’s Your Daddy? Paternity Battle Between Brothers

May 29th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

  1. annie posted the following on 31 July 2009 at 2:34 am.

    i love going through the old leper columns. :)

    as a lady, I would say resounding “no” to either one just based on the photo.

    in this case a judge should say each brother should pay half.

    this is a great example of why we need to bring back chastity belts.

        Reply to annie

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