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Why eggs aren’t religious

I’m getting a little resentful that the about page still says I only do 2% of the work around here. It’s been days since Mr. Boss gave you a decent post. It’s almost like he was hoping some of you readers would wish him happy birthday, then just took off. Looks like it’s up to me to save the site…

So get this: I was eating lunch last Sunday, trying to decide on my college basketball bracket. I stared into my bowl of Chunky Soup, bending my massive intellect into the task at hand. All of a sudden, I received a flash of inspiration…the chunks of food formed an image of the Virgin Mary! (See picture, below.)

Image of the Virgin Mary in a bowl of Chunky Soup

It was obvious: Mount Saint Mary would upset North Carolina. All the other picks just kinda fell into place after that.

Mount Saint Mary ended up losing by 39.

I sold the bowl of soup on eBay for $17. Images of Mary in random objects sure don’t go for as much as they used to.

March 28th, 2008 5 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Religion, Sports

  1. chessloser posted the following on 28 March 2008 at 10:16 pm.

    perhaps its cause i’m drunk, but i just don’t see it.

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  2. Anonymous posted the following on 28 March 2008 at 10:32 pm.

    The Egyptian rock is going on eBay for $19.99, but I don’t know if it’s found a buyer yet.

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  3. annie posted the following on 28 March 2008 at 11:12 pm.

    OMG!!! I had breakfast at work today and I USED THE EXACT SAME BOWL…but I had oatmeal. That looks like either chicken pot pie or chicken and dumpling soup.

    Molly threw up a few weeks ago, it also kinda looks like this.

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  4. wang posted the following on 29 March 2008 at 1:38 pm.

    Well I don’t see it, I also don’t see how that bowl of soup is appetizing either…

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  5. Donnie posted the following on 30 March 2008 at 10:27 am.

    @chessloser: I’m sober and I don’t see it.

    @Dino Mom: She needed a lower reserve. ( link to mysterious Egyptian rock)

    Really weird how we both had posts about apparitions of Mary on the same day.

    @Annie: Thank you for the imagery. Chicken pot pie may never be on the menu again.

    @Wang: Yes, it doesn’t look that tempting. Still, it’s a step up from this.

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