Why eggs aren’t religious
I’m getting a little resentful that the about page still says I only do 2% of the work around here. It’s been days since Mr. Boss gave you a decent post. It’s almost like he was hoping some of you readers would wish him happy birthday, then just took off. Looks like it’s up to me to save the site…
So get this: I was eating lunch last Sunday, trying to decide on my college basketball bracket. I stared into my bowl of Chunky Soup, bending my massive intellect into the task at hand. All of a sudden, I received a flash of inspiration…the chunks of food formed an image of the Virgin Mary! (See picture, below.)
It was obvious: Mount Saint Mary would upset North Carolina. All the other picks just kinda fell into place after that.
Mount Saint Mary ended up losing by 39.
I sold the bowl of soup on eBay for $17. Images of Mary in random objects sure don’t go for as much as they used to.
perhaps its cause i’m drunk, but i just don’t see it.
Comment by chessloser | 28 March 2008
The Egyptian rock is going on eBay for $19.99, but I don’t know if it’s found a buyer yet.
Comment by Anonymous | 28 March 2008
OMG!!! I had breakfast at work today and I USED THE EXACT SAME BOWL…but I had oatmeal. That looks like either chicken pot pie or chicken and dumpling soup.
Molly threw up a few weeks ago, it also kinda looks like this.
Comment by annie | 28 March 2008
Well I don’t see it, I also don’t see how that bowl of soup is appetizing either…
Comment by wang | 29 March 2008
@chessloser: I’m sober and I don’t see it.
@Dino Mom: She needed a lower reserve. ( link to mysterious Egyptian rock)
Really weird how we both had posts about apparitions of Mary on the same day.
@Annie: Thank you for the imagery. Chicken pot pie may never be on the menu again.
@Wang: Yes, it doesn’t look that tempting. Still, it’s a step up from this.
Comment by Donnie | 30 March 2008