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Win money with Liquid Egg Product’s NFL playoff picks!

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Tired of paying money to those handicappers who can’t win you money anyway? (”Call Jonathan Rock Sports now to get the Rock Hard Pick of the week. He feels you can move on this game like it’s already been played!”) Unlike those guys, the experts at Liquid Egg Product give away ALL their NFL playoff picks on their website FOR FREE!

The problem is we couldn’t agree on a lot of the picks. So, uh, just go with the guy you think knows more about football.


Donnie

The Mascot
Washington (+4)
vs
Seattle
Seattle Washington
Jacksonville (-1)
vs
Pittsburgh
Jacksonville Pittsburgh
New York (+3)
vs
Tampa Bay
Tampa Bay Tampa Bay
Tennessee (+9)
vs
San Diego
Tennessee San Diego
Super Bowl
Winner
Jacksonville New England

December 31st, 2007 8 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Snake Oil, Sports

  1. Allen posted the following on 31 December 2007 at 2:38 pm.

    Amazing!

    If you exclude the Super Bowl Winner, then you can make a claim that there is an 87.5% chance that the Liquid Egg Product website picks will happen! What other website would provide that high a chance of being correct?

        Reply to Allen
  2. Wahrheit posted the following on 31 December 2007 at 3:12 pm.

    Since Donnie and the Mascot stepped up in public, I will too:

    Seattle, Jacksonville, Giants, San Diego and your Super Bowl winner…Indianapolis!

    If I get beaten by a line drawing with no nostrils I’m gonna give up football prognostications for good :)

        Reply to Wahrheit
  3. The Mascot posted the following on 31 December 2007 at 3:51 pm.

    Allen, you’re looking at it wrong. Go with my picks, and you have a 100% chance of getting it right.

    It’s not often that I stick up for Donnie, but Wahrheit, you’re mistaken. I’ve met him in person, and I guarantee you he is not a line drawing. And he has nostrils.

        Reply to The Mascot
  4. Wahrheit posted the following on 31 December 2007 at 4:52 pm.

    Thanks Mascot; I knew of course that the photo of the dark-haired guy in the red shirt was actually taken from the website of a successful boy band. If you win the football picking competition I’m going to have to acknowledge that you are both smarter and better looking than moi.

        Reply to Wahrheit
  5. David K, Seattle posted the following on 2 January 2008 at 12:02 am.

    You are, i believe, mentioned at my most recent post regarding some other folks nominated for the Chess Blogger Oscar. I am serious. Happy New Year, dk

        Reply to David K, Seattle
  6. Donnie posted the following on 2 January 2008 at 9:35 am.

    @Allen: That would be a great campaign. An 87.5% chance that at least one of our experts selected won you money on every single playoff game! I wonder how many people would think that’s a good thing.

    @Wahrheit: I’m really interested in how our picks compare with those of the ESPN “experts”. It’s really something I should have been doing all year long.

    @Mascot: Thank you for your support.

    @Wahrheit 2: There are four things I currently lack to be seriously considered for a boy band: singing voice, charisma, looks, and age.

    It does go to show that the Mascot’s sense of reality is so warped, he didn’t realize you were describing him.

    @David K: Awesome. I’ve always wanted to be nominated for an Oscar for being alive.

        Reply to Donnie
  7. Allen posted the following on 3 January 2008 at 4:54 pm.

    Donnie, how devastated would you be if the mascot beats you in # of correct picks?

        Reply to Allen
  8. Donnie posted the following on 6 January 2008 at 3:11 am.

    Well, considering this stuff is the flip of a coin…not very.

    Incidentally, it looks like I’ll be able to talk smack come Monday.

        Reply to Donnie

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