Winning the Masculinity Contest
[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I'm away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]
A certain reader *cough* Annie *cough* had the balls to challenge me to a masculinity contest. Well, feast your eyes on this!
Yep. Those perfectly formed biceps. The taut, darkened thighs. And yes, clear proof of what every man has between the thighs. I’ll bet Annie doesn’t have one of those!
It’s not good manners to leave that stuff for others to scoop up on the beach. If you can’t find a public restroom, at least bring a bag.
Comment by Samuraipawn | 6 October 2007
you know, i didn’t even notice that until Samuraipawn mentioned it. but now that it’s been pointed out, i can’t help but notice it…
Comment by Allen | 6 October 2007
That is one giant turd. You are truly a man’s man.
Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 6 October 2007
Feeling inadequate ’cause you don’t look as good as I do in the buff, hmmm?
Comment by Liquid E. P. Mascot | 6 October 2007
are you kidding? I’ve seen neckties with more firmness. Just because it’s between the thighs doesn’t mean it’s manhood. It looks like someone just drew it in. And you STILL can’t make testosterone. I win.
Comment by annie | 7 October 2007
SO not safe for work.
Comment by Derek Slater | 7 October 2007
lookin pretty buffed, you been working out?
Comment by chessloser | 7 October 2007
@Samuraipawn: Proving once again the best humor is unintentional.
@Allen: You and me both.
@BDK: I’m sure he appreciates you boosting his ego
@Mascot: Pathetic.
@Annie: As a neutral arbitrator, I declare your victory. Not sure who should be more embarrassed by that.
@Derek: But at least if you get fired, it was worth it.
@Chessloser: I’m not sure if he’s been working out, but that’s about as much benefit as I get.
Comment by Donnie | 9 October 2007