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Yes! We hired Mr. E!

Hey, people! I got some good news! We just hired Mr. E to join the staff of Liquid Egg Product!

Most of you probably know who he is already…that muscle-bound guy with the mohawk, gold chains, and everyone’s his fool.

I know I was supposed to keep this secret until we post the interview, but I just couldn’t wait! He even sent me this autographed picture of him!

The only bad thing is this: even though he’s single, he’s focused on his career right now. Sorry, ladies.

Mr. E Authographed Picture

July 27th, 2008 12 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Blog News

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  1. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 27 July 2008 at 7:59 am.

    Too busy for the ladies?

    When a guy tells a guy that it means one thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    When a guy tells a lady that it means something else

    When you announce it to the world on a blog the meaning is, … well I pity the fool.

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  2. RT Solo posted the following on 27 July 2008 at 2:51 pm.

    LMAO this is unbelievable! I want a mascot!!

        Reply to RT Solo
  3. l3rucewayne posted the following on 27 July 2008 at 4:59 pm.

    I havn’t even finished reading the post, but I had to say a big LOL upon seeing title and pic:-).

        Reply to l3rucewayne
  4. chessloser posted the following on 27 July 2008 at 8:21 pm.

    he looks just like he does on tv. only handsomer.

        Reply to chessloser
  5. Mr. E posted the following on 27 July 2008 at 10:41 pm.

    Now everybody knows Mr. E don’t lie,
    and it a’int no fun just scraping by,
    so if you wanna be cool, just like me,
    you gotta try real hard to “Be Somebody”!

        Reply to Mr. E
  6. The Mascot posted the following on 27 July 2008 at 10:51 pm.

    @Tacticus: Hey, fool. It almost sounds like you be dissing Mr. E. He might have to start pitying you. I wouldn’t want to be in that position.

    @RT Solo: I don’t blame you. Lots of people want blog mascots after they find out about me.

    If you want one of your own, just look around. It’s tough, because none of them are as good as me. Although this guy’s pretty close.

    @l3rucewayne: What’s so funny, huh? You think Mr. E’s funny because no one wears mohawks anymore? You’d better watch out and Be Somebody, fool!

    @chessloser: You should see him in person!

    @Mr. E: Yes, that’s exactly how I got to where I am today. Thanks, Mr. E!

        Reply to The Mascot
  7. likesforests posted the following on 28 July 2008 at 2:35 am.

    I pity the fool who messes with Mr. E. Your only problem is he won’t be flying with you to any tournaments. ;)

        Reply to likesforests
  8. Blunderprone posted the following on 28 July 2008 at 9:41 pm.

    Nice Bling! What is that? A gold weave… why not a heavy grade Byzantine?

        Reply to Blunderprone
  9. Polly posted the following on 31 July 2008 at 10:50 pm.

    Awesome dude!

        Reply to Polly
  10. Donnie posted the following on 4 August 2008 at 11:58 am.

    LEP jumped the shark about six months ago. I didn’t know it’s possible to do it twice.

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  11. The Mascot posted the following on 4 August 2008 at 12:31 pm.

    LEP jumped the shark about six months ago. <— this

        Reply to The Mascot
  12. Mr. E posted the following on 4 August 2008 at 12:31 pm.

    QFT

        Reply to Mr. E

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