Yes! We hired Mr. E!
Hey, people! I got some good news! We just hired Mr. E to join the staff of Liquid Egg Product!
Most of you probably know who he is already…that muscle-bound guy with the mohawk, gold chains, and everyone’s his fool.
I know I was supposed to keep this secret until we post the interview, but I just couldn’t wait! He even sent me this autographed picture of him!
The only bad thing is this: even though he’s single, he’s focused on his career right now. Sorry, ladies.
Too busy for the ladies?
When a guy tells a guy that it means one thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
When a guy tells a lady that it means something else
When you announce it to the world on a blog the meaning is, … well I pity the fool.
Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 27 July 2008
LMAO this is unbelievable! I want a mascot!!
Comment by RT Solo | 27 July 2008
I havn’t even finished reading the post, but I had to say a big LOL upon seeing title and pic:-).
Comment by l3rucewayne | 27 July 2008
he looks just like he does on tv. only handsomer.
Comment by chessloser | 27 July 2008
Now everybody knows Mr. E don’t lie,
and it a’int no fun just scraping by,
so if you wanna be cool, just like me,
you gotta try real hard to “Be Somebody”!
Comment by Mr. E | 27 July 2008
@Tacticus: Hey, fool. It almost sounds like you be dissing Mr. E. He might have to start pitying you. I wouldn’t want to be in that position.
@RT Solo: I don’t blame you. Lots of people want blog mascots after they find out about me.
If you want one of your own, just look around. It’s tough, because none of them are as good as me. Although this guy’s pretty close.
@l3rucewayne: What’s so funny, huh? You think Mr. E’s funny because no one wears mohawks anymore? You’d better watch out and Be Somebody, fool!
@chessloser: You should see him in person!
@Mr. E: Yes, that’s exactly how I got to where I am today. Thanks, Mr. E!
Comment by The Mascot | 27 July 2008
I pity the fool who messes with Mr. E. Your only problem is he won’t be flying with you to any tournaments.
Comment by likesforests | 28 July 2008
Nice Bling! What is that? A gold weave… why not a heavy grade Byzantine?
Comment by Blunderprone | 28 July 2008
Awesome dude!
Comment by Polly | 31 July 2008
LEP jumped the shark about six months ago. I didn’t know it’s possible to do it twice.
Comment by Donnie | 4 August 2008
LEP jumped the shark about six months ago. <— this
Comment by The Mascot | 4 August 2008
QFT
Comment by Mr. E | 4 August 2008