"No wonder we're all dying of rotting viscera, the nutritious stuff costs more than the GNP of Chad so we have to ingest artificial chemicals shaped like food."
-- Annie Lou

Your crotch doesn’t like your cellphone

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If you’re like most non-parents, you’re interested in having kids someday. I count myself in this category, and have made some basic efforts to maintain a decent sperm count. Like not wearing tight jeans or not dipping it in scalding water.

Apparently, this isn’t enough, at least not according to ISA Bodywear. (Please feel free to mock their website design and “audio”.) They’ve developed underwear to ward off the evil effects of cellphone radiation. While the pocketbook won’t be happy–they’re planning to sell a pair for $25–the sperm will mightily appreciate that protective silver weaving.

The ladies need to petition ISA for an anti-cellphone bra which will, of course, protect against breast cancer. Don’t expect us males to start putting your health first.

Engadget: ISA Bodywear underwear fends off cellphone radiation
ISA Bodywear’s website

May 26th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Snake Oil

  1. annie posted the following on 27 May 2007 at 1:19 am.

    it took me a little while to “get” the photo. hahhhahhaahah

        Reply to annie

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