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Your Miami Heat…

…are looking to improve on their 13-59 record. They currently trail the Boston Celtics 22-4.

The good news is the same as last time: they will probably score more points before the game is over.

March 30th, 2008 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective, Sports

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  1. Wahrheit posted the following on 31 March 2008 at 4:28 pm.

    Good news-they made it to 62.

    Bad news-NBA record low for field goals (17). Did they really win the Championship a couple of years ago or was that an alternate universe?

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  2. Donnie posted the following on 4 April 2008 at 12:04 am.

    They must have hit a lot of free throws. With Shaq gone, I suppose that’s possible.

        Reply to Donnie

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