Your winner!
Congratulations to Judge Roy Pearson for winning the first ever Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award!
Judge Pearson and Senator Craig were the frontrunners, as I more or less expected. What I didn’t expect is the judge to jump out to such a large lead, and it looked like a blowout at first. But Senator Craig slowly crept back into contention, and Scot Pollard made a surprising charge in the end to tie with the congressman for second place.
As promised, I will attempt to contact the ex-judge and let him know of his victory. What a perfect Christmas gift.
The 2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award winner should be…
- Judge Roy L. Pearson: $67 million lawsuit for lost pair of pants (37%)
- Senator Larry Craig: requested gay sex in public restroom (26%)
- Scot Pollard: told kids to use drugs on TV (26%)
- Duane “Dog” Chapman: called son’s gf a n*****; son leaked tape (5%)
- Jonathan Ogden: “dances” in auto insurance commercial (5%)
- Christopher Emmeroy: disrespected bank robber (0%)
Total Votes: 19
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A well deserved triumph–even though I voted for Larry Craig, who is definitely not gay (he said so!) I’ll support Judge Pearson in the general election.
Wait a sec, was he the nominee of the Stupid party or the Evil Party? Oh, and this wasn’t a primary.
Sorry.
Reply to WahrheitWatch out, you may get a cease and desist letter followed by a few frivilous lawsuits when you contact him…
Reply to AllenOr he may just cry. Either way, yes, watch out.
Reply to annieI think you should use an LEP letterhead when you mail it. And have LEP Mascot sign off at the bottom. In egg yolk.
Reply to Sworn Enemy :)oo oo oo I know what the judge would say. “what the shell is this?!?” haha.
Reply to annieThe guys I like lately seem to do better once I start hoping they will:-D I feel like Im a good luck charm or something for the teams etc I pick. Here for example Scot went up to second. By the way, since Scot comes before senator alphabetically shouldn’t Scot be placed second? Oh you’re using last names, OK then.
Reply to l3rucewayne@Wahrheit: Maybe it should be. Sarah Palin’s getting some grassroots support, so why not Judge P?
@Allen: You are actually scaring me with that.
@Annie: Yes. If I get to talk to him by phone, I’ll have the recorder ready.
@S. Enemy: A letter. That’s a good idea. Maybe without my real return address.
@Annie 2: Thank you for adding an eggish pun to the arsenal.
@l3rucewayne: The order is random as far as I can tell. I was hoping Pollard would win as well.
Reply to Donnie