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Your winner!

Judge Roy Pearson with a suit

Congratulations to Judge Roy Pearson for winning the first ever Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award!

Judge Pearson and Senator Craig were the frontrunners, as I more or less expected. What I didn’t expect is the judge to jump out to such a large lead, and it looked like a blowout at first. But Senator Craig slowly crept back into contention, and Scot Pollard made a surprising charge in the end to tie with the congressman for second place.

As promised, I will attempt to contact the ex-judge and let him know of his victory. What a perfect Christmas gift.

The 2007 Liquid Egg Product on the Face Award winner should be…

  • Judge Roy L. Pearson: $67 million lawsuit for lost pair of pants (37%)
  • Senator Larry Craig: requested gay sex in public restroom (26%)
  • Scot Pollard: told kids to use drugs on TV (26%)
  • Duane “Dog” Chapman: called son’s gf a n*****; son leaked tape (5%)
  • Jonathan Ogden: “dances” in auto insurance commercial (5%)
  • Christopher Emmeroy: disrespected bank robber (0%)

Total Votes: 19

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December 19th, 2007 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News, Weaksauce Losers

  1. Wahrheit posted the following on 19 December 2007 at 5:02 pm.

    A well deserved triumph–even though I voted for Larry Craig, who is definitely not gay (he said so!) I’ll support Judge Pearson in the general election.

    Wait a sec, was he the nominee of the Stupid party or the Evil Party? Oh, and this wasn’t a primary.

    Sorry.

        Reply to Wahrheit
  2. Allen posted the following on 19 December 2007 at 11:24 pm.

    Watch out, you may get a cease and desist letter followed by a few frivilous lawsuits when you contact him…

        Reply to Allen
  3. annie posted the following on 20 December 2007 at 2:19 am.

    Or he may just cry. Either way, yes, watch out.

        Reply to annie
  4. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 21 December 2007 at 2:03 am.

    I think you should use an LEP letterhead when you mail it. And have LEP Mascot sign off at the bottom. In egg yolk.

        Reply to Sworn Enemy :)
  5. annie posted the following on 21 December 2007 at 3:01 pm.

    oo oo oo I know what the judge would say. “what the shell is this?!?” haha.

        Reply to annie
  6. l3rucewayne posted the following on 22 December 2007 at 12:49 am.

    The guys I like lately seem to do better once I start hoping they will:-D I feel like Im a good luck charm or something for the teams etc I pick. Here for example Scot went up to second. By the way, since Scot comes before senator alphabetically shouldn’t Scot be placed second? Oh you’re using last names, OK then.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 24 December 2007 at 10:49 am.

    @Wahrheit: Maybe it should be. Sarah Palin’s getting some grassroots support, so why not Judge P?

    @Allen: You are actually scaring me with that.

    @Annie: Yes. If I get to talk to him by phone, I’ll have the recorder ready.

    @S. Enemy: A letter. That’s a good idea. Maybe without my real return address.

    @Annie 2: Thank you for adding an eggish pun to the arsenal.

    @l3rucewayne: The order is random as far as I can tell. I was hoping Pollard would win as well.

        Reply to Donnie

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