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“You’ve been juiced”

Yo. This is Mr. E, and this is Mr. E’s first post. Now I’m not so experienced with the blog thing, so cut me some slack.

I’m going to be talking about O.J. Simpson. I pity the tool. Not necessarily because he just got convicted of armed robbery. And not necessarily because he’s not going to be in the next Naked Gun sequel. It’s this:

His “Juiced” video. It’s like Candid Camera, except worse. He tried to Be Somebody, but just ended up being somebody’s tool.

Here’s O.J. in whiteface:

$O.J. Simpson in whiteface for his \$

So. Don’t be like O.J.

October 8th, 2008 4 comments
Posted by Mr. E Filed under Burning Agony, Patently Ineffective, Sports, Weaksauce Losers

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Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 13 October 2008 at 5:53 pm.
Thanks Mr. E! You are always full of wise advice I will follow closely all my life. Especially this one! I will pledge to NOT be [too much] like O.J.!
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The Mascot posted the following on 14 October 2008 at 11:28 am.
It sounds like you have a crush on Mr. E.

I can set you up on a date if you want.
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Mr. E posted the following on 15 October 2008 at 9:52 am.
Sworn Enemy: You’re wise beyond your years. I salute you!

Mascot: You’re funny. But I don’t think Mrs. E would like your idea too much. Plus I’m about 20 years older, so that’s no good.
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The Mascot posted the following on 16 October 2008 at 9:25 am.
I wasn’t joking. From what I understand, in the US, it’s perfectly normal for a married guy to have a girlfriend (or two or three) on the side. Right?
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